EXFOLIATE THY EMOTIONS.
LIFE'S TOO SHORTTO CARRYALL THAT💩
MUFFINE STRESSBOMB
Blow away the crap you're carrying. 60 seconds.
BLOW IT UP.
1 Large Kamau Thugge signed paper.
Two bombs. Two sessions.
HOW TO USE
- 01
GET YOUR STRESSBOMB.
Pay, then press and hold the bomb.
- 02
TALK THAT SH*T.
Get it all out. Nobody's judging.
- 03
RELEASE TO EXPLODE.
BOOM.
DONE?
Gift 2 Stressbombs · KES 1 (~$8)
WHY WE MADE THIS
💩 happens.
Sometimes the day is just showing you shege.
Your friend's busy.
There's no grass to touch.
It's not even 5pm yet.
You still need to vent for a minute.
So we made Stressbomb: a ridiculous bomb for all the crap you can't drop in the group chat.
Unload it. Blow it up. K. Bye.
FAQ
A playful form of emotional exfoliation. Blow away the crap you're carrying, in 60 seconds. Basically, an AI dessert for a bad day.
Longer than your salary in this economy. (fr, 60 seconds per bomb, two sessions per purchase.)
Nope. Your mic only measures how loud you're being for the wobble effect. Nothing is recorded, saved, or sent anywhere. FWIW, we don't even have storage for all that crap.
Nope. No explosives, no 911 visits. Just a pink bomb on your screen and a satisfying BOOM.
Totally fine. Stressbomb works the same. You'll just miss the extra shake from yelling.
M-Pesa or card, right on the site. 2 Stressbombs for 1 Large Kamau Thugge signed paper.